Dear person writing a check for your groceries:
It is with great sorrow that I write to inform you that everyone you have ever known or loved has died from exposure to the passing of time while you slept in your fucking steam-powered hibernation chamber.
One thousand times yes.
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grocery yesterday. Pure embarrassment.
LOL MEDIEVAL CURRENCY EXCHANGE SCROLL. This is so dramatic.
Guys… I think this is mainly talking about people who buy three things at the grocery store and write a check for it.