Death at McDonald’s

“Time of death: just after ten in the morning.” The coroner stood, turning away from the body sprawled on the linoleum. 

“Place’s fulla witnesses,” muttered a detective. “Anyone see what happened?”

“Guy tries to order an Egg McMuffin, then just collapses? Doesn’t make any sense,” said the blonde girl.

“Probably an aneurysm. Rage-induced. What do you think, Horatio?”

“Looks like this guy was in the right place,” replied the detective, pulling out his sunglasses as he approached the door, “… at the wrong time.”

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