December 2008
3 posts
Erin: no arson on new years, nathan
Erin: that's a valentine's tradition
Veronica: it's funnier if i think you talk like a neanderthal
Every one of you is fired
Dave: hey nathan, do you have a minute? there's something about the organization that i want to tell you personally.
Dave: http://valleywag.com/5106184/yahoos-secret-layoff-doublespeak-revealed
Nathan: For the last time
Nathan: I'm not buying stock in your ween
Nathan: I don't care if it does have "growth potential"
Nathan: Oh wait. your ween is firing me.
Dave: unfortunately, your position is one of those being eliminated
Dave: i appreciate what you've done for me
Dave: what's importnat now is to focus on your future.
Nathan: *sobs quietly*
Nathan: It's okay
Nathan: I've already got a job offer from a competitor
Nathan: Ferare Enterprise
Dave: haha
Dave: excellent.
Nathan: the pay isn't that great but the amenities are . . .
Nathan: EXCELLENT
Nathan: *rubs hands together, a la Mr. Burns*
Dave: haha
Dave: true. you'll learn french!
Nathan: How to shoe a horse
Nathan: and how to love
Dave: mainly shoeing a horse though
Nathan: a useful skill for when we run out of oil
Dave: and/or love